New comic. What did I tell you? Who always comes through for you? Who's got your back?

If you and I were in a fight, you would be fighting and suddenly turn and see me and I have a gun. And you're like "No! Not you too, Tom!" and I basically point the gun at you and shoot. But guess what? I was shooting at a guy behind you that you didn't even see and killing him. I saved your life!

Or, if it's more like a funny saloon brawl, I would get on all fours behind your opponent and you could scare him so that he backs up and literally trips over me and his head gets stuck in a spittoon! YUCK!

Just tell me which kind of fight it is, bro.

Expect a new comic tomorrow. Expect the unexpected. You deserve it!