New comic posted. This brings the total up to four. God, I'm prolific.

Enjoy.

Welcome to No-Town, dear reader! I'd just like to say up front that I crave your fickle interest as the seagull craves the unattended sandwich! I understand that you only have so much time in the day to divide between daily MSN.com articles about J-Lo's ass insurance and streaming videos of midgets getting decapitated. That's why I'm willing to promise a new comic strip each week! This is something that's not offered anywhere else on the Internet, except by several other websites. Check back every Monday, if you want to be amazed!*

Also, if there's anything you don't like about the website, I pledge to obsequiously change it, immediately. What's that? You like ponies better than swear words? Done. The site's about ponies now. Just think of me as the guy at work who's intolerable but will do anything you say! Tell me a thing to do and I'll do it! And somehow you'll like me even less for having done the thing you wanted me to do! That's funny! LOOK AT MY WEBSITE!

I need you... I'm... scared.

Please note: I've just added a full-fledged archive section of mostly-unrelated comics! Don't Look at Me was my first strip, which ran in the Yale Herald from 2001-2003. Forgive my youthful indiscretions. Beware carpal tunnel of the eyes. More to come.